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Subject: Funny shayari Collection
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143ms143 26.04.12 - 03:48am
Yaad aati hai teri jaagte-sote,
Din katte hain teri khatir rote-
rote,
Kaash !
tum mere saath yahan
hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote . *
benzu05 26.04.12 - 06:44am
very funny sahil *
143ms143 26.04.12 - 02:33pm
thank you hunny thank you..
Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its difficult,
So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho .. *
143ms143 27.04.12 - 10:49am
Duniya gol hai !!
proof chahiye ?
roch chuhe se darta
hai,
chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,
kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND roch se.. *
benzu05 28.04.12 - 07:51am
Taluq jordtey ya tord dety
kahani ko koi tu mord dety *
benzu05 28.04.12 - 07:52am
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia HuaMat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho JaoDafa Kro Usko.. *
benzu05 28.04.12 - 07:54am
Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha??? *
miraan 28.04.12 - 07:56am
teri bewafae ka shikwa kaise karu
bahot zor se lagi hai kaha karu. *
qashib 28.04.12 - 08:03am
kaise mumkin tha kisi aur doctor se ilaaj karaana
ae dost
ishq ka rog tha
mummy ke chappal se hi aram aaya *
qashib 28.04.12 - 08:09am
Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam *
qashib 28.04.12 - 08:12am
Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi
*
143ms143 28.04.12 - 08:46am
Ye sulagta ,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,..
mujhe pahle hi pata tha,
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tujhe malaria hua hai. *
rafeeq02 28.04.12 - 06:34pm
nice one *
143ms143 29.04.12 - 01:47am
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena.
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa
jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena !!. *
143ms143 7.05.12 - 09:34am
kaise mumkin tha kisi aur
doctor se ilaaj karaana
ae Dost,
ishq ka rog tha mummy ke chappal se hi aram aaya. *
baseer76 3.07.12 - 06:55pm
Boss:- arz kiya hai....
kaam hote hain
galtiyon ka samaa hota hai
aise mausam me hi to performance jawaan hota hai
dil ki khunnas boss zubaan se nahi kehte
ye fasaana to appraisal me bayaan hota hai......
employees:- arz kiya hai.........
appraisal hote hain
disappointment ka samaa hota hai
aise mausam me hi to attrition jawaan hota hai
dil ki khunnas hum zubaan se keh nahi sakte
ye fasaana to resignation se bayaan hota hai...........lol............ *
qashib 4.07.12 - 05:14am
Girl.mujh par shayari karo
Boy.in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
ho jao takli aur kar do savera *
jannat44 8.07.12 - 10:40pm
Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. .. *
benzu005 9.07.12 - 07:58am
Wah wah kya shayari hai..rishi
bilkul sahi kaha ladki k baap ko nai pata _ hahaha *
mahfooz 9.07.12 - 09:39am
ladki ka baap dande marna janta hai magar *
jannat44 9.07.12 - 06:09pm
shukriya shukriya *
rafeeq02 24.08.12 - 03:44am
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benzu005 24.08.12 - 07:51am
Wo ishq to karta hai par janon nahi karta.
Wo katal to karta hai par khoon nahi karta.
Is kadar kanjoos hai mera chahne wala
Mis call to karta hai phon nahi karta *
tml_girl 16.12.13 - 03:00am
woh ishq ki raaho me
kya kamaal karte hai..
likhte hai.. i love you aur
.. send to all karte hai..!
*
rafeeq02 16.12.13 - 11:59am
haha supr hai *
shrii420 16.12.13 - 12:44pm
send to all isliye krte hai k teer kahi to lagega
*
tml_girl 16.12.13 - 04:16pm
Hum Pe Mar Ke Munni
Badnaam Ho Gayi
Hum Pe Mar Ke Munni
Badnaam Ho Gayi
Akele Ho Gaye The
Munni Ke Bina..
Achha Hua Kambakht Sheela
Time Pe Jawaan Ho Gayi.. !!
*
tml_girl 16.12.13 - 04:22pm
Tuzse Kaise Nazar
Milaye.. Dilbarjaani
Tuzse Kaise Nazar
Milaye.. Dilbarjaani
Meri Right Ankh Hai Kaani.. (-_+)
Teri Left Ankh Hai Kaani.. (+_-)
*
tml_girl 16.12.13 - 04:33pm
Jo Dete Hai Girls Ko Tohfe.. Wohi
Lagate Hai.. Unki Shaadi Me Sofe
Jo Jaate Hai Unke Piche.. Wohi
Aate Hai.. Caro Ke Piche
Jo kahete Hai Unko Jaanu.. Wohi
Bante Hai.. Unke Bachho Ke MAMU..!
*
miraan 16.12.13 - 06:01pm
kabhi to nazar milao
kabi to kareeb aao
kabhi to nazar milao
kabi to kareeb aao
ek saal ki bat jane do
yar ab to nahaao *
mahfooz 16.12.13 - 06:53pm
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raees.k 17.12.13 - 09:38am
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baseer76 17.12.13 - 09:40am
Hmmm.... *
tml_girl 17.12.13 - 10:33am
Rajesh Khanna..
BEER Pine Se Pehle
Sab Bolte Hai.. (chhers)
BEER Pine Se Pehle
Sab Bolte Hai..
Arre O PUSHPA
I Hate TEARS.. !
*
tml_girl 17.12.13 - 05:08pm
Deadly Sher On SUPERMAN..
Arz Kiya Hai..
Yeh Man Bahot Hi Super Hai
Yeh Man Bahot Hi Super Hai
Isilye To Iski Chaddi Pent Ke Upar Hai..!
*
benzu005 18.12.13 - 08:07am
lol *
tml_girl 18.12.13 - 12:15pm
Arz Kiya Hai..
Tuhaar Daant.. Moti Ke Samaan
Tuhaar Daant.. Moti Ke Samaan
Aur..
Moti Hamaar.. Kutte Ka Naam.. !
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tml_girl 22.12.13 - 01:14pm
Daddy.. Internet Laga Dein..
Dil Ka Connection Mila Dein
Daddy.. Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dosto Ka
Kab Lagega.. Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahin
Raat Ko Mai.. Sota Nahin
Jab Mood Ho Parahi Ka
Homework Koi.. Hota Nahin
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Ki Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waise To Bahot Kaam Hai Is Key
Par Chatting Par.. Lagti Nahi Fees
Aap Kehte Hai Mai Shor Machaunga
Try Karlo Mai Naraaz Na Kar Paunga
Mai God Promiss Karta Hoon
Aap Ke Sone Ke Baad Lagaunga
Saheli Nahi Meri.. Dost Hi Hote Hai
Woh Saare.. School Me Hi Sote Hai
Raat To Guzarti Hai.. Typing Kartey
Subha Bhi Chatrum Me Hi Hote Hai
Ladkiya Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hai
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hai
Saara Kaam Khatam Kar Ke
Das Baje.. Saade Naal Hoti Hai
Ab To Mujhe Internet Laga Dein
Daddy.. Meri Bhi Mauj Kara.Dein
Mai Bhi Dhundhta Hu Cyber Bahu
Daddy.. Internet Laga Dein.. !!
*
dr.aamir 22.12.13 - 02:48pm
Haha. . V.funy tml grl. .nd benzu. *
sajan000 22.12.13 - 05:54pm
v funy tml grl *